Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Twisted (film; 2004)

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Twisted (2004)
My rating: 1.0 {--!!} (read my Rating message)

OK, this one is WORSE than Taking Lives. Merely a string of boring, endless, serial killer cliches hacked together, in a script unworthy of any novice writer.

Clearly the worthy, talented actors in front of the camera did this crap for the paycheck - they didn't do it to enhance their prestige, or entertain an audience.

Even more shocking is the director, Philip Kaufman, who helmed the great film, The Right Stuff (1983). He should personally apologize to everyone who PAID to see this nonsense.

And, no - more extended, nude sex scenes with Ashley Judd would NOT get a higher rating from me. Hot, nude babes only compensate so much, and no further - the classic proof of this is the intolerable Mulholland Dr. (2001) which featured some explicit, intense lesbian action between major babes, Naomi Watts and Luara Harring. NOTHING can help the confused MESS of Mulholland Dr. - I prefer David Lynch when he's on some meds, any meds.

Seattle

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